The tractor sent flowers to the hospital for Al, which everyone agreed was very classy for a piece of heavy machinery.
Whenever I’m around people and one of them tells the often-embarrassing tale of a particularly weird thing that happened to them or around them, the following happens:
Person Who Didn’t Tell The Story: *turns to me* That’s going to turn up in a story one day, isn’t it?
Me: Probably, but I’ll change the names so only we know who did it.
Person Who Told The Story: *nervous laughter*
It must be how psychologists feel whenever people start acting “normal”* when they’re around.
Rest easy: most of those stories you tell me and mine do not end up in our writing. Sometimes it’s because real life really is stranger than fiction; I still find it hard to believe than a well-educated person who had…
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